I plan on voting Democrat so I can pull out my peace beads and love all those that want us to be Muslim.
I plan on voting Democrat so I can continue not to work. Why work when the government will take care of me with your money?
I plan on voting Democrat so I can dream about my wind powered car… as I push it down the freeway after China, the Russians, and the Middle East control all the oil.
I plan on voting Democrat since I love people like Hillary, and of course I trust every word from Hillary and Bill’s lips.
I plan on voting Democrat so I can visit all the golden towers in the middle east that will be built with my $25 a gallon gas money.
I plan on voting Democrat for the man on the corner with the “need a little help sigh”can will never have to worry about actually working for anything.
I plan on voting Democrat, I could get used to waiting 20 days to see a doctor.
I plan on voting Democrat because………………. wait……… hot……….I feel hot. Is it getting hotter in here? After all if Gore says it, it must be true.
I plan on voting Democrat because I want tthe FREE RIDE. Hell it’s time to stop working, work on my tan, and live off the government.
I plan on voting Democrat since I want every government form to be written in every native tongue.
I plan on voting Democrat because the DMV clerk doesn’t need to speak, or understand English.
Patriotism is never part time!

