Alex has now learned new languages. First he learned Spanish. He needed to communicate with all his new neighbors that got the one time free-pass and are now US Citizens.
Then Alex was delighted to learn Chinese. This was actually a requirement, not by the American government, but the brand new Chinese leadership that militarily took control of America and mandated it. Alex can now communicate with the local jailer to visit his three younger siblings that refused to take their assigned Chinese government job.
Alex of course now has diabetes and is still overweight, although the food rationing program by the Chinese Emperor is helping. All those years of free food programs (food stamps, tax equality, government provided picnic meals, etc) along with his lack of any physical requirements left Alex obese. He was only 6 years away from help from the government funded obesity clinic when the Chinese took over. That wonderful free medical care program was working well. You just had to be patient.
Thank God Baby Alex’s Mother followed the advice of the Democratic candidate. She stood by her TV commercial and refused to let her son show his love of America. She barred him from volunteering in the US military, she told him to only go to college when the government paid for it, and best of all she taught him to run and hid when the country needed defending. So many died, but thankfully not Teen Alex. He just needed to learn Chinese and enjoy his new beloved socialist country, the Former U.S.A.
